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November 16 2011

kikuchi
19:01

November 12 2011

kikuchi
09:42
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November 11 2011

kikuchi
17:34
kikuchi
10:16

November 09 2011

kikuchi
08:16
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kikuchi
08:14
How many academic librarians does it take to change a light bulb?
Just five. One changes the light bulb while the other four form a committee and write a letter of protest to the Dean, because after all, changing light bulbs IS NOT professional work!

How many reference librarians does it take to change a light-bulb?
(with a perky smile) "Well, I don't know right off-hand, but I know where we can look it up!"

How many book publishers does it take to change a light bulb?
Three. One to change it and two to hold down the author.

How many editors does it take to change a light bulb?
"Do we have to get author's approval for this?"
Two, one to change the bulb and one to issue a rejection slip to the old bulb.

How many proofreaders does it take to change a light bulb?
Proofreaders aren't supposed to change light bulbs. They should just query them.

How many mystery writers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Two. One to screw it in almost all the way in and the other to give it a suprising twist at the end.

How many writers does it take to change a light bulb?
Two. One to change the bulb and one to tell a long story about it.

How many literary critics does it take to change a light bulb?
Literary critics don't know how, but rest assured they'll find something wrong with the way you do it.
Miss Cellania -
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November 02 2011

kikuchi
18:12

Relax

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kikuchi
18:04
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i myśl, że jesteś cool.
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18:04
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Becoming Jane
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kikuchi
18:03
Every day is Halloween
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October 30 2011

kikuchi
10:48
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kikuchi
10:47
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kikuchi
07:49
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October 27 2011

kikuchi
15:36
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07:23

October 26 2011

kikuchi
19:38

Cookies

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kikuchi
19:32
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kikuchi
19:19
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October 12 2011

kikuchi
20:25
Ostatni przełom w grach wideo...
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October 01 2011

kikuchi
12:25
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